Forget siblings, I’m doing this to my future children.
okay, this just MADE my night.
hahah.. oh goodness, I’m so gonna do this.
I laughed too hard NOT to reblog. What kind of cruel monster wouldn’t let their followers experience this kind of gut-busting, mischievous laughter?
I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW NOT EVEN KIDDING. Seriously, this is way funnier than the other one going around! The only other time I laughed this hard was watching Bridesmaids!!
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If the SOPA and PIPA bills pass and Tumblr gets banned, I just want to say that I love each and every one of you guys, and I am prepared to go down with the ship.
I’m probably gonna reblog all of these things, just out of the sheer hilarity!
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PRISON PARTY!!
guys let’s create an acapella choir and sing disco pogo in prison
I can totally imagine us just fucking with the wardens
they’d see random hetalia doodles and fanfic scrawled across the walls of our…
Lmao!
This should soo not be as funny as it is - it’s freakin’ PRISON! But where in the world will there be enough cells for ALL of us? If anything we’ll all get ankle bracelets…OH MY GOSH we should totally all cross our boundaries at the SAME TIME. The cops’ll go crazy trying to get to all of us as once, bahahahaa
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In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon in the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt severe pain in the stomach and had a high fever. Rogozov examined himself and discovered that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time. With a local anesthesia, he operated himself to remove the appendix. An engineer and a meteorologist assisted surgery.
WOW.
thug life,
this man was born with the most manliest of ballsacks
He wins the game of life.
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I will always reblog this, even though it doesn’t fit my blog.
This is the saddest thing ive ever seen in my life.
That kind of longing.
I couldn’t bear that kind of pain.:(
D:
:’(
i can’t
D:
I made myself leave my dad’s shirts at home so I wouldn’t sit and smell them and get sad. Unfortunately, I miss them. Even his CD case smells like memories.
i’m not even joking i literally am crying right now
………………;_;
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